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Really. The End. Now, Go. :)
You are the one - there to greet me when I come home.
You are the one I cuddle up to.
You beckon to comfort me when I'm ill or tired.
You never get angry. You're always soft and gentle yet you take all the beating and carry my weight.
You're the only one I can fight with and be happy about it
I would never want to leave you, but I have to, but I always look forward to coming back to you for you are the only one who gives unconditional love.
You're the love of my life, oh memory foam mattress!